Day 80

They don't call it a "tall" for nothing.

Day 79

Clone Troopers don't mess around when it comes to pumpkin-carving.

Day 72

Everyone knew what was coming when Captain Bart was in a foul mood: they'd have to scrub the poop deck for hours.

Day 53

After realizing the limitations of the mobile-phone black market, Irina and her gang stumbled upon a much more lucrative form of income. She thought it terribly amusing that small children everywhere would surely be blamed for playing in their parents' wallets.

Day 44

Most people usually assumed that a missing cell phone was a random event. It was always, in fact, an operation that had been meticulously planned months ago, down to the very last detail.

Day 34

The employee on the other end of the line had no idea how much teamwork was required to place a simple order for room service.