Day 136

Moses was a ham with a terrible sense of humor, but the tourists lapped it up every time.

Day 75

Alan was disappointed to find out that on the outside, Cowboys stadium was much smaller than he'd originally thought. He figured it would have been at least a few inches taller than he was.

Day 23

Clearly, Sue didn't know what she was getting into when she signed up

for the Ultra-Economy-Class Frequent Flyer Program.