Day 83

Joe had been so sure that if he were a cool biker dude, he could get chicks. He had the jacket, he had the helmet, he had the glasses, and now he even had the bike; somehow, he still wasn't getting the results he'd expected.

Day 22

Like many misfits without social lives, Joe's typical Saturday night consisted of staying home, eating popcorn, and watching a movie with the other nerds.