Day 138

"Dude, when you said your cousin was empty-headed, I thought you were kidding."

Day 83

Joe had been so sure that if he were a cool biker dude, he could get chicks. He had the jacket, he had the helmet, he had the glasses, and now he even had the bike; somehow, he still wasn't getting the results he'd expected.

Day 73

The girls had been intimidated at first, but as it turns out, all Carnie really wanted was a recommendation for a good place to get a mani-pedi.

Day 54

Indy had been amazed to discover such a primitive civilization living in the urban jungle. After several days of observation, he concluded that they were nonviolent, and he hoped they'd accept his peace offering.