Day 108

For Peter, pumpkin eater that he was, the pool boy was the last straw. He was going to have to do something about that wife of his.

Day 81

They were celebrating 10 happy years together, proving that it was indeed possible for two people from warring factions to live in peace and hominy.

(And yes, it's a corny joke. :p)

Day 38

So far, the evening had been perfect: a romantic dinner, dancing, and finally a moonlit stroll through the park. But as Jack stood behind Diane with the rose and ring box, he realized his plan had a fatal flaw. There was no way he was going to be able to get down on one knee.

A professional photographer will tell you that this shot is impossible, because there's no way to get a focus on Diane, the tree behind them, and the moon, while leaving Jack a little out-of-focus. So in the interest of full disclosure, this is two shots put together. No matter how I shot Jack & Diane, the moon wouldn't look right, so I finally used two shots--ISO, aperture, and exposure time all had to be changed. Thanks to the magic of Photoshop, you get the best of both pics!

Day 10

Jerry couldn't believe his luck. He'd heard of mail-order brides before, but this took things to a whole new level.