"See? I told you the hotel had waffles the size of Texas!"
In all seriousness, is there any other state besides Texas that is so full of itself? Or, as a native Texan puts it, just so proud to be from God's own land? I've lived in Texas for eleven years now, and Texan Pride never ceases to amaze me.
If you know of any of the other states where you can get a state-shaped wafflemaker, post it in the comments--you'll help settle a bet between Jeff and me!
